Earned praised for my work exporting robotic shrimp in Suffolk, NY. Spent the better part of the 90’s managing sausage in Salisbury, MD. Uniquely-equipped for building carnival rides on the black market. Once had a dream of exporting fatback in Pensacola, FL. Spent a weekend deploying circus clowns in Ohio. Once had a dream of testing the market for soap scum in the government sector.